Just as Hollywood actresses are often chosen on looks alone, TV shows are nearly always plagued with at least one piece of exceedingly vapid eye candy. Television has become more about who can attract the most empty-husk viewership numbers than who can play roles the best, and when it comes down to it; a woman who is dumb as a stick, yet hot, will grab more viewers than a far better actress with less going for her in the looks department. That being said, these are the top 15 hottest chicks on TV these days who can’t act.

Emily Procter

Pretty much known only for her role in the biggest joke on television, CSI: Miami, Emily Procter grates on no less than 10 million viewers weekly while the show is in season. She plays the role of Calleigh Duquesne — a name she likely cannot even spell. Now, when we say “plays the role,” we really mean “stands with a stupid look in a ridiculous looking outfit, says something that sounds like it took her four hours to memorize the words, gives an obnoxious look to somebody and parades off the screen like she just won a pageant.” And that about sums it up.

Ali Larter

Ali Larter has bounced happily from one crappy role to another for over a decade after getting an amazingly lucky start in the business through about 300 different miracles lined up one after another. She made it big with movies first, getting consecutively cast in the very same role — the hot, dangerous-looking blonde — and surfed her way up through the ranks at record pace. Finally, she landed her role(s) on Heroes in 2006, where she’s been making viewers hate her ever since. Make no mistake; she is pleasing to look at, but her acting talents seem to end at the orgasm.

Rebecca Romijn

Rebecca Romijn has been something of a household name since the 90’s, and just about everybody still calls her Rebecca Romign-Stamos by accident. It’s pretty sad when your washed-up, douchebag has-been of an ex-husband is just as famous as you are, when he hasn’t even acted in a decade. Her last big film appearances were as Mystique in the X-Men big-screen franchise — a role in which she didn’t speak. She’s been struggling to make herself more prominent on television over the years, and when she finally got her own series (Eastwick) just this last year, it got deservedly canceled.

Navi Rawat

For some unknown reason this woman keeps showing up in movies and TV shows, year after year, despite the fact that she has less acting talent than a jar of macadamia nuts. She is without a doubt one of the worst actresses ever to set foot in front of a camera, and that’s including the “women” of the Rock of Love series. To really make things worse, she’s been favoring roles these days that call for the iconic nerdy girl performance — something that would go much more smoothly if she weren’t so obviously dimwitted.

Katie Cassidy

Every single word out of this chick’s mouth sounds overly-rehearsed and completely forced. She was obviously cast for a role in the new (and unbearable) Melrose Place on the merit of her looks alone, since school-children regularly put on better performances than she can muster.

Ellen Pompeo

Ellen Pompeo plays a hugely central role on one of the biggest shows on TV, yet, after all these years, she only seems capable of staring into space with a blissfully stupid, mildly pouty look on her face, mixed with one or two sentences of rehearsed script. Granted, she is beautiful in a unique way, and she is far less grating than some of the other women on this list, but her show’s popularity doesn’t make her any better an actress.

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