Shenae Grimes

Shenae Grimes’ sole acting ability, and we mean sole, is the uncanny ability to contort her face into putrid ugliness and cry on command — which generally describes every scene in which she appears. Her big start in the business was a recurring role on Degrassi: The Next Generation, which ought to put the sad state of her career in perspective, given that in the five years since then she’s made her way all the way up to the sad continuation of 90210.

Laura Vandervoort

Exotic Laura Vandervoort is definitely intriguing at first glance, but it only takes one scene to see that her acting abilities end at batting her eye lashes and flirting with the camera. She has been known to throw a pouty face in from time to time, but it’s a little awkward and quite rare. Her newest role, on the V reboot, which happens to be destined for failure at the rate it’s going, is an emotionless reptile in very attractive human skin. It’s amazing to see a girl so bad at acting that she can’t even pull off an intentionally flat affect.

Jennifer Carpenter

Jennifer Carpenter generally only plays the role of the naive, slightly to extremely ignorant, overconfident brunette. Most of her jobs have been slightly peanuts, but she lucked out a bit a few years ago when she not only hooked up with the folks at TV’s Dexter, but also hooked up with the show’s star frontman, Michael C. Hall. Directly afterward, she landed a role in Quarantine, for which she should have been brought up on charges for crimes against humanity. Seriously, it was that bad. Unbelievably, she not only did not get kicked out of Hollywood after that movie, but was made an even bigger star on Dexter, and actually went back to make a sequel to Quarantine some time later.

Kristin Kreuk

As adorably cute as Kristin Kreuk may be, she’s proven herself time and again to be one of the absolute worst actresses on TV. As if her pathetic, dragging performance on Smallville wasn’t bad enough, she decided to take it to the big screen and make an already awful Street Fighter movie even worse with her mind-numbing portrayal of Chun-Li. Don’t get us wrong, she’s a great covergirl and she can make short cameo appearances anywhere she wants so long as the dialogue is sparse, but this girl needs to pack it up and quit the acting biz while she’s still got her youth.

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