Behind every successful man, there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. --Bernard Shaw
　　每个成功的男人后面都有一个女人；每个不成功的男人后面都有两个女人。 —萧伯纳

　　I was born intelligent - education ruined me. --Bernard Shaw
　　我生下来时很聪明的——教育把我给毁了。 —萧伯纳

　　Practice makes perfect..... But nobodys perfect...... so why practice? --Bernard Shaw
　　完美无缺苦练来……但没有一个人是完美无缺的……所以干吗要苦练呢？ —萧伯纳

　　If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? --Bernard Shaw
　　有人说我们来到这个世上就是要帮助别人的，倘若此话非虚，那么请问，别人来到这个世界又是干什么的？ —萧伯纳

　　Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. --Bernard Shaw
　　由于光速比音速快，所以在我们听到人们开口之前，个个都显得很聪明。 —萧伯纳

　　Money is not everything. There is Mastercard & Visa. --Bernard Shaw
　　金钱并非一切，还有信用卡呢。 —萧伯纳

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty. --Bernard Shaw
　　人们应该喜爱动物，它们好吃来着呢。 —萧伯纳

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. --Bernard Shaw
　　每一个男人都应该结婚。毕竟，幸福不是人生中惟一的东西。 —萧伯纳

　　The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. --Bernard Shaw
　　明白人从不结婚，结了婚就不明白了。 —萧伯纳

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. --Bernard Shaw
　　成功是一个相对的概念，就看你怎么看，无怪乎成功人士大家都拿他当自家亲戚看。 —萧伯纳

　　"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. --Bernard Shaw
　　“未来取决于梦想。”所以赶紧睡觉去。 —萧伯纳

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. --Bernard Shaw
　　开始新的一天，应该有比每天早上一觉醒来更好的方式。 —萧伯纳

　　"Work fascinates me", I can look at it for hours. --Bernard Shaw
　　“工作令我着迷”，我可以一看好几个小时。 —萧伯纳

　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. --Bernard Shaw
　　上帝造就了亲戚；感谢上帝给了我们选择朋友的机会。 —萧伯纳

　　The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn? --Bernard Shaw
　　学得越多，知道得越多。知道得越多，忘得越多。忘得越多，知道得越少。那么何必学呢？ —萧伯纳