生活也轻松，欢迎进入趣味英语栏目，下面我们为大家带来的是一个英语笑话

话说有个人可有名呢，比汤姆克鲁斯有名，比克林顿更有名，比教皇有名...这人是谁啊?

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.

"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubb on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Bubba.

"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

有一天，布巴正在对他的老板吹牛，“你知道吗，我所有人都认识。你就说个名字，随便说一个，我就认识。”

老板对他的吹嘘已经厌烦了，认为他老是虚张声势，“好啦，布巴，汤姆克鲁斯你认识吗？”

“这还用问，当然认识了，汤姆和我是老朋友了，这点我敢打包票。”于是，布巴和他的老板乘飞机抵达了好莱坞，他们敲了敲汤姆克鲁斯家的门，果然汤姆克鲁斯惊讶地叫道：“ 布巴！见到你真是高兴！你和你朋友来得正巧，和我一起吃午饭吧！”

虽然布巴的老板着实感到震惊，但他还是对布巴感到怀疑。从克鲁斯的家里离开后，他告诉布巴，他认为布巴认识克鲁斯仅仅是因为运气好。

“不，不是这样的，你再说个其他名字,"布巴说。

“克林顿总统，”他的老板很快就反驳说。

”是的，”布巴说，“我认识他，我们乘飞机去华盛顿。”

就这样他们出发了。到了白宫，克林顿认出了布巴，向他和他老板打着手势 ，说，“布巴，太让人吃惊了，我正打算去开会，但你和你朋友来了，那我们先一起喝杯咖啡，其他事情再说。”

老板现在彻底震惊了，但还没有完全信服。当他们离开白宫后，他再次表示对布巴怀疑，但布巴让他再说个人名。

“教皇，”他的老板答道。

“当然没问题！” 布巴说。

“我老家在波兰，所以我认识教皇已经好久了。

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