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愚人节十大经典英语笑话

作者:stephen    文章来源:英语点津    点击数:    更新时间:2011-4-1 【我来说两句

愚人节经典英语脑筋急转弯

1. Why are people tired on April Fools' Day? 愚人节人们为什么疲倦?
答:Because they have just had a long March. 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。(March在这里指“行军”)


2.What weather do mice and rats fear? 老鼠害怕什么天气?
答:When it's raining cats and dogs.下大雨。(rain cats and dogs 下大雨)


3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? 狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?
答:When their masters go to the flea market.主人去跳蚤市场时。(flea market 旧货市场)


4.What question can never be answered by "yes"? 哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?
答:Are you asleep? 你睡着了吗?

5.What tree is always very sad? 哪种树总是很伤心?
答:Weeping willow. 垂柳 (weep哭泣 willow柳树)


6.When can you get water with a net? 什么时候可以用网兜装水?
答:When water is turned into ice. 当水结成冰时。


7.Why is the pig always eating? 猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答:He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。


8.What's the longest word in the world? 世界上最长的单词是什么?
答:Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter "s".微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一英里。


9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答:"What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?


10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 停电的时候你在哪?
答:In the darkness. 在黑暗中。

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