以下是7人的英语小品节目，具体的编排可以根据具体情况安排。

Mr. Collins:  OK!  Our academic assistant in this semester is Jack. Please give him a big hand. Well, Jack, your first job is to decorate our classroom. Can you do it well?
Jack:  Sure!  I think it wouldn't be so hard, and I will try my best.
Mr. Collins:  I believe you can do it very well. Please don't let me down.
(Three days later)
 
Mr. Collins:  Jack, how is your work? I didn't see anything changed.
Jack: Well, I'm still thinking how to decorate the classroom, and this dose take a lot of time.
Mr. Collins: What? You hadn't begun doing it yet! Other classes had done a lot. Do you know how I will treat you? Hmm….
Jack:  O… Ok! Ok! I will finish it as fast as I can.
Mr. Collins:  You would better do so or you will get into big trouble! Now, I will give you a limited time. You'd better finish before the date, is that OK?
Jack: Yes!
Mr. Collins:  Bob, would you please lend me your pen? (Bob didn't answer.) (Mr. Collins tries to take the pen, which is in Bob's hand, but it can't be taken out.)
Mr. Collins: How can you sleep in my class? (All the class laugh loudly.)
(Five days later)
 
Mr. Collins: Jack, how is your work?
Jack:  Well, we have painted the wall and we will decorate the back wall with a dinosaur and some cloth. We would like to do something different.
Mr. Collins: Oh! Nice! I really expect to see your work.
(Ten days later)
 
Mr. Collins:  Jack! This is what you mean by something different? Oh, sure, it's very very different (ironically.) I don't see anything special. I guess you didn't try your best. Give me a reason.
Jack: Hmm…at first, we planned to make a dinosaur hung on the wall, but painting walls takes us so much time that I didn't have enough time to do it. So I make a "head of a dinosaur"  instead.
Mr. Collins:  And what about these strips of cloth? What do they mean?
Jack:  In fact, I hung them up going on with my mind. So they didn't mean anything. All I want is make the wall much more colorful, not empty.
Mr. Collins:  Originally, I thought I could see an excellent decoration, but you do disappoint me. OK, the first examination is coming soon. You'd better redecorate it again after the examination; do you get it?
Jack: Yes. I'm very sorry. I will redecorate it.
(After class)
 
Jack:  Shit! I take the job of decoration seriously. But he said "I am so disappointed with you. You had better make it again after the examination." Why?  I stayed at school to make it. When I got home, it's already ten-thirty. I spent all my study time, but just a "redecorate"  for me without any praise. I can't believe it!
Bob:  Don't be upset! Cheer up! But remember! How did you waste your time while you are at school?
Jack:  Of course I know. It is wrong to play cards but I really try my best.
Bob:  But you wasted most of your time playing cards. If you decorated instead of playing cards, you would make it much beautiful. So, be sure not to play cards next time.
Jack:  Thank you, Bob! You are so kind. I feel better now.
Bob:  Appreciate! What's friends for?